Insult sms

Ek Bandariya Apni Maa Se Boli Mera Dulha Kaha Hai?Please Meri Shadi Kardo. Maa Boli Abhi Tera Dulha SMS PADH RAHA HAI, AGAR MUSKURAYA TO SHADI PAKKI!
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YEH HAI BASANTI
AB YEH NACHEGI..
NACHI KYA..
SORRY, tum bhul rahe ho ki, BASANTI KUTTO KE SAMNE NAHI NAChti...
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Lab khamosh ho jate hain jab aap samne aate hain,
Dil dhadakta hai jb aap nigahe milate hain
sanse rukti hai jb aap muskurate hain.
Bhoot hain kya?
Jo itna darate hain.
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Chand Par Aapka Naam Likhne Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Lekin,
Pehli Baat To Ye Hai K Mera Hath Nahi Jata Hai,
Dusri Baat Ye K Ye Khayal Hamesha Dopahar Mein Aata Hai
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Agar,
Aap,Ladkiyon,
Se,Humesha,
Ghire,
Rahna,
Chahte,
Hain,To. . .?
??
???
Tikki, batashe ka thela laga lo....
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing h
Do bar padte ho sharam nahi aati A B C D .....me 1 kaha aata h?
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Khud ko bahut hoshiyar samajte ho na. Ab agar aap inteligent ho to is sawal ka jawab sirf ha ya na me dena.
"MANDIR SE CHAPPAL CHURANA BAND KAR DIYA"
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Hai
smart
bohat
woh
hai
bheja
ne
jis
aur
hoon
raha
padh
se
niche
ko
msg
jo
hu
stupid
woh
mai
confused?;
Ab niche se upar padho..
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Wo chand si ladki Zulfen uski kali,
Uski chal aisi,
Mano hirni si matwali.
Uski hr ada Is jahan se nirali,
Par tu kya karega
Wo ladki to maine patali.
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Take 1 spoon of Sugar & Put it in yr eyes..
Kyon?
Arre baba!
For "Sweet Dreams"
If u want hot n spicy dreams
Try Chilli Powder..!!
Very effective:-)
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Gov't of INDIA has introduced a NEW RULE:-)Gud looking people should be thrown out of the country! Congrats-U' r safe?But,pliz HELP ME,where shud i hide?ha hah ..
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U R So SMART.
U Look GORGEOUS.
U Should Try 4 MODELLING.
U Will B Next GENERATION SUPERSTAR.
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For MORE JOKES
Cal 98156117 n Say JOKES
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They my They my

They my They my They my

They my They my.

AAGE JAO

They my

They my

They my

Are bola na chillar nai hai aage jao..
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HI!Hi!
where r u?
R u free tomorrow?
Can u come 2
south X?
B Coz,
tomorrow v r opening a new
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
& v need a mental patient 2 inagurate.dnt mind
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I'm Bevakuf, I'm fool, I'm paagal, I'm idiot, I'm nalayak, I'm ullu. Are Dheere bolo,Yaha tak awaz aa rahi hai..
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Kya aap switzrland jana chahte ho?
waha jakr 5 star hotel me stay krna chahte ho? visit kjiye hmari web site.
www.apni aukat me
raho.com.. ha ha ha ha....
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Dil ne kaha dost ko SMS karna hai...!
Phir khayal ayaa k dil to pagal hai...!
Phir socha dil agar pagal hai to kya hua...!
Mera dost konsa normal hai...!:-)
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