Q n A Jokes

Q n A Jokes
Q- Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A- They're hard to get started, emit foul odours, and don't work half the time!
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. . . . . . . . Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Wat is 143? I luv u no i mis u? no i hate u no 143 means One Hundred Forty Three.
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Q- Why do women live longer than men?
A- Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does.
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Q: Why is Sardarji standing below A tube light with a open mouth? A: Because his Doctor advised Him Today's Dinner Should be Lite:-)

JOKE OF THE DAY

Y dogs dont marry? Becos they r already leading a dog's life!

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard n coms 2 a conclusion, I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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Impact of Movies: Teacher:Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student: He is da 1 who helped Munna Bhai 2 impress his galfriend!
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Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u 4get admit card,ID,r calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i hav brought 2morrow exam slip 2day...
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Teacher: if A=B,B=C then A=C can u tell 1 more example of dis type Student : I luv my teacher,teacher luvs her gal,so i luv her gal
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Wife:Wat is 10 yrs vth me? Husband:A second. Wife: Wat is $1000 4 me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok gve me a coin. Husband: Wait a sec ?
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Bro: When I get mad at u,u never fi8 bak.How u control ur anger? Sis: I clean da toilet. Bro: How it helps? Sis: I use ur toothbrush.
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Wich are da most Powerful 3 Words other than I LOVE YOU? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "RESULTS ARE COMING"
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Wat is a Mobile? ? ? ? ? ? ? R U looking for answer ? ? ? ? ? Wat is in ur Hand is it a CHAPPAL STUPID!!!
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Ques: Wat is da most Dangerous Position in wich 2 Sleep. Ans: Its Wen u Sleep vth ur feet on ur Office Desk...
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Wat is Pure n Simple Defnition Of ACCOUNTING? 1 + 1 = 2 (In Pvt Sector) 1 + 1 = 11 (In Govt Sector)
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y women Luv gold more than men? . . . . . . Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
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Sardar found da ans 2 da most difficult ques ever: Wat vl com 1st,Chicken r egg? O Yaar,wat ever U order 1st,vl com 1st
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Q- When a man banged his head on a doorframe and sued, what did his lawyer advise?
A- To settle for a LUMP SUM.
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Q-Which is the thinnest book in the world?
A-The one titled What Men Know About Women.
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Q-Why did the foolish couple stop after 3 children?
A-They heard that 1 in every 4 children born in this world is deaf!